Here at Extraterrestrial Services, we provide high quality interface platforms between humans and our distant alien brethren. We have reached out via many forms including FM, AM, and Shortwave Radio, Satellite Broadcast, Binary Optical Signalling, Travelling Physical Objects, Occult Research and Communication, Alien Post-Psychic Mental Telepathy, Dream State Signaling, etc... and have been graciously provided with information to facilliate galactic trade and marketing from individuals and governments from all over the planet, as well as in distant reaches of the galaxy.